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Archive for December, 2009

Man wanting ride to bar calls 911, arrested

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Again it only seems to happen in Florida.   I am going to assume this guy was not a rocket scientist and that he is closer to being a single celled amoeba, what a dolt!  Have a nice stay in the county lockup

OLDSMAR, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a Florida man who called 911 claiming he’d been beaten and shot at was hoping the tale would get him a ride to a bar. Instead, 37-year-old Gregory J. Oras is facing charges of misusing the 911 system and battery of a law enforcement officer.

An arrest report says Oras called 911 three times before his arrest early Tuesday in Oldsmar, northwest of Tampa. He told the dispatcher he had a broken nose and bleeding ears, and claimed people were shooting at him.

Authorities say he was actually looking for a ride to another bar.

The report also says Oras kicked a Pinellas County sheriff’s deputy in the knees and a Taser was used to subdue him.

Online records show he is being held at the Pinellas County Jail but don’t indicate whether he has an attorney.

Information from: St. Petersburg Times, http://tampabay.com

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Funeral home offers drunk drivers a free burial

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Well golly gee I think me and Bubba J are gunna head right out there and get ‘r done.   Don’t know who bubba J is, can you spell G-O-O-G-L-E-.-C-O-M.  I think if they are planning to drive under the influence we should play whack-a-mole on their heads and keep them knocked out till after the 1st.

ROME, Ga. (AP) — Planning to drink and drive this New Year’s? A north Georgia funeral home has a deal for you. Between now and noon Thursday, drivers can visit McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome to sign a contract stating they plan to drink or take drugs and then drive on New Year’s Eve. If they die in a wreck that day, the funeral home will give them a free burial.

Services included in the package are a casket, grave, limousine and preparation of remains.

Funeral home officials said the program is designed to save lives by making partygoers think twice about drinking and driving.

Information from: Rome News-Tribune, http://www.romenews-tribune.com

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Teddy bear at Oregon office prompts bomb scare

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

180px MuhammadTeddyBear1 Teddy bear at Oregon office prompts bomb scareOMG it’s an exploding teddy bear!  Evacuate the building, shoot it with xrays, call in the bomb squad.   Wait a minute that’s a teddy ruxpin, he’s cool call off the goons LOL

ALBANY, Ore. (AP) — A teddy bear placed at the front door of the Oregon State Police office in Albany proved to be as harmless as a teddy bear. Employees arriving for work Monday thought it might be a bomb. They evacuated the building, cleared the front parking lot of cars and called in the agency’s bomb unit.

An X-ray image showed there were nothing dangerous inside the bear.

No decision had been made about what to do with the animal, which by the afternoon was sitting on a counter in the business office.

Information from: Albany Democrat-Herald, http://www.dhonline.com

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Times Square shredder offers good riddance to 2009

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Hmmm I wonder what bad news I would shred?  Maybe all the murders and accidental deaths we have had this year, my tax bill, or all the nastiness going on over measures 66 & 67.

NEW YORK (AP) — Want to forget 2009? Shred it.

Scores of New Yorkers and tourists seeking a fresh start in 2010 came to Times Square on Monday to put their bad memories through the shredder at the third annual Good Riddance Day.

Ben Winnick of Simsbury, Conn., shredded a newspaper story about the New York Giants’ 41-9 loss Sunday to the Carolina Panthers, which ended the Giants’ playoff hopes.

“Hopefully, next season will be better,” he said.

Roxanne Rodriguez of Manhattan shredded a piece of paper with “Writer’s block” written on it. She intends to buckle down and write a musical.

“This is going to be the year I’m going to be dedicated and focused, and I will get something down on the page every day,” she promised.

The winner of a $250 prize for most creative item shredded was 12-year-old Alissa Yankelevits of Los Angeles, who is visiting her grandparents in New York. She shredded the memory of a counselor on a school trip who was later featured on the TV show “America’s Most Wanted.”

“I just spent a week with him,” Alissa said. “It was really terrifying because I just found that out.”

Good Riddance Day was organized by the Times Square Alliance as part of the buildup to Thursday’s ball-drop celebration.

Participants lined up near the booth where discount theater tickets are sold and pitched their bad memories into an industrial-sized shredder. A Dumpster and a sledgehammer were available for items that couldn’t be shredded, which included an old computer and a tin of fattening office snacks.

Some shredded reams of bills and correspondence while others sought to banish the memory of former boyfriends and girlfriends.

Gillian Lyons broke up with a man she calls “the Beastmaster” and said she’s been waiting for him to return her possessions for two years. “He won’t give me back the TV I paid for,” she complained.

On the Net:

http://timessquarealliance.com

By Karen Matthews
Associated Press Writer

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