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Police: Man calls 911 about mom taking his beer

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

I think maybe this bozo should consider stopping drinking altogether.  If you call the police on your mom for taking your beer you ARE the weakest link in a dysfunctional family.

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) — A 32-year-old Pasco County man who called 911 to complain about his mother is facing criminal charges. According to a sheriff’s office arrest report, Charles Dennison told a deputy that his mother took his beer and he wanted her arrested. Dennison was reportedly “very intoxicated” when the deputy arrived at the New Port Richey home.

Dennison told the deputy that he would keep calling emergency responders if his mother wasn’t charged. He has been charged with making false 911 calls and was jailed on $150 bond.

It was unclear if he had an attorney.

Information from: St. Petersburg Times, http://www.sptimes.com

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Man accused of putting beer in infant’s bottle

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Redneck fathers of the world unite, NOT!   What kind of person would even think of doing someting this stupid, oh I know, James Williams of Charleston West Virginia.   In the game of baby-sitting your grade is FAIL!

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — A Charleston man was accused of putting beer into an infant’s bottle while baby-sitting the child. James Michael Williams was charged with felony child neglect creating the risk of injury. A criminal complaint accuses Williams of putting Natural Ice Light beer into the 11-month-old’s bottle on Friday.

Police were unable to determine if the child drank any beer. The baby’s mother and Williams’ cousin, Ebony Williams, said her child vomited shortly after she took the bottle away.

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Officials: Man demands to drink beer before arrest

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Well I suppose if you are going to be charge with theft of a beer you may as well have the opportunity to enjoy it.  What’s with his name in the story ‘Linthicum II’?  Is that like a version of Princes’ name?

BAYOU GEORGE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in the Florida Panhandle say they arrested a convenience store shoplifter who demanded to drink the 12-ounce beer he had stolen before being taken into custody.

The Bay County Sheriff’s office says the man told the deputy he had recently lost his job of 13 years and wanted to drink beer. The man became combative when the deputy wouldn’t let him finish it.

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Man on lawnmower during beer run charged with DUI

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

You know you have either a drinking problem or a supply problem if you are taking your riding lawnmower for your next brewsky! They should have ticketed him for driving under the posted speed limit too.

BELLEVILLE, Ill. (AP) — With a revoked license because of a previous drunken-driving conviction, Dennis Cretton shouldn’t drive. But authorities said that didn’t stop the 49-year-old man from drunkenly driving up to a gas station for more beer – on his yellow riding lawnmower.

Cretton was charged with felony aggravated driving under the influence after neighbors reported he was weaving in and out of traffic on his lawnmower Friday night.

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