Nothing like an overachiever when it comes to incarceration. If I can get 2 days for a DUI, why not show up drunk and hope for more? After all prison is a 5 star venue, unfortunately it’s minus 5 stars, but hey if you are drunk it might be as nice as a Sandals resort (and you get to wear sandals).
SPRINGFIELD, Vt. (AP) — Police said a Massachusetts man headed to a Vermont prison to serve a two-day sentence for driving under the influence was intoxicated when he drove himself to prison.
Vermont State Police say that staff at the Southern State Correctional Facility in Springfield noticed that a 42-year-old man was intoxicated when he arrived late Tuesday afternoon and that he had driven himself there.
So prison staff called police.
Police said the man was then processed for DUI second offense and released back into the custody of the Department of Corrections.
The man was due to appear in court later this month on the latest charge.
LONDON (AP) — Police have arrested two women at an British airport after they reportedly tried to smuggle a corpse onto a flight.
